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Let us Review

The external world is yet again revolting.  I will try to recap as much as I can.
Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am [...]

Oh Canada

Today is Canada Day. The day the celebrates that over a long period of time, they slowly, but eventually gained independence from England. But still show the Queen her proper respect, by having her on money. Which is silly, she doesn’t have any super powers. She can’t crush Canada with her will. I doubt she [...]

Dear Congress

I’ve noticed the price of scotch has went up. I would like you to investigate this as you are with oil companies. I find this increase isn’t in line with normal inflation and demand satisfaction and answers. I believe those filthy importers are taking advantage of the common man. I believe we should revolt in [...]

Why I Mock Canadians

It’s a fairly simple reason too at that. It’s because as a whole they love their government too much. As child I was taught that the USA was founded because my founding fathers found the King of England, and the English to be fat and pretentious. So naturally as a child I took from that [...]

Ass, Gas, or Grass

I just recalled a lovely hitchhiking couple I saw last year in British Columbia. It was a lovely couple advertising. They didn’t have a sign though, they were just making out, and getting dirty. I assume they were advertising because they were both facing oncoming traffic, but making out and fondling each other. I wonder [...]