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House to Help Automakers

So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]

So it’s finally over

So election season if finally over with, and now everyone can go back to not caring and assuming everything is going to be A OK. My view of things are the same as they were several months ago which was that we are all doomed, dooomed, dooooooomed, and even a small side of doom. The [...]

More government bailouts, I’m still missing my novelty check

Apparently the Federal Reserve Board decided it would be alright to loan AIG 85 billion dollars to prevent them from filing bankruptcy. The strange thing is AIG has 1.1 trillion in assets, but somehow can’t manage to find 85 billion dollars. Some would think that maybe they should sell off some of their assets and [...]

Busy Times.

A lot has happened over the past couple of weeks. I was unable to  comment on most of these events since I was on holiday celebrating liberty to it’s fullest. John McCain selected Sarah Palin as his Vice President pick. Which at first glance seems like a terrible idea.   Old Johnny McRibs has been trying [...]

Accepting Global Warming

I say it’s time we welcome global warming with open arms. Also we stop trying to save our pitiful race from extinction. The dinosaurs went through a drastic climate change, and look how well it turned out for them. 45 trillion dollars!? Do you think I’m made out of valuable dinosaur skeletons? If a drastic [...]

Hippies

I was able to infiltrate a hippie camp this past weekend, to explore freedom. It had it’s pros and cons. I still smell of campfire. I was able to keep my libertarian convictions, I was not pursued to the dark side of communism. It is with that, that I’ve come to the conclusion that hippies [...]

An Open Letter to Gravity

To Gravity;
I realize that due to you earth does exist and allows our atmosphere to exists. But I also view you as a force that inhibits my freedom. Due your laws that I’m forced to live by I curse you. For I did not agree to live by your laws, which you force me to [...]

Tra la la

I’ll be traveling to Europe to explore freedom there in a few days. I’ll probably will be using a guise of being Canadian. If anyone has to see my ID or anything my cover will be blown. But the guise wouldn’t be needed for those sorts of incidents so it’s not a big deal. I’ve [...]