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Let us Review

The external world is yet again revolting.  I will try to recap as much as I can.
Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am [...]

House to Help Automakers

So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]

Mellow Yellow

I’ve noticed a trend recently of people not flushing the toilet or urinal when it’s urine. Now  I realize that only urine is in a urinal. I find this troublesome because I don’t care for the smell of urine fresh or stagnant. While yes you are pretending to be noble by not flushing your waste. [...]

Child Obesity up, Forced Child Labor down

Obviously the two must be correlated with each other. With illegal immigrants coming into this country and taking the low paying slave labor jobs, they are taking away our children’s jobs. Which in turn they’re turning teenagers into fatties. What parents needs to do is simple, undercut the illegal immigrants. Sell your children to companies [...]

Accepting Global Warming

I say it’s time we welcome global warming with open arms. Also we stop trying to save our pitiful race from extinction. The dinosaurs went through a drastic climate change, and look how well it turned out for them. 45 trillion dollars!? Do you think I’m made out of valuable dinosaur skeletons? If a drastic [...]

Hippies

I was able to infiltrate a hippie camp this past weekend, to explore freedom. It had it’s pros and cons. I still smell of campfire. I was able to keep my libertarian convictions, I was not pursued to the dark side of communism. It is with that, that I’ve come to the conclusion that hippies [...]

Polar Bears now Threatened

I would feel threatened too if a group of humans tried to save me. We barely share any land with polar bears, who live there tax free. Sucking the system dry, and tying up the system with their big doe filled mouths. They’re a greater drain on the economy than illegal immigrants. Polar bears live [...]

Saving the Polar Bears

I don’t agree with the general statement that polar bears are going to soon be extinct because of global warming. They’re going to die due to food shortages and starvation. One way to combat this threat to the polar bears is importing food to the arctic for polar bears to eat. Like tasty moose’s and [...]