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Paranoid Much?
Please Nancy Pelosi, how stoned are you to actually live in fear of people who have different point of views from yourself. I firmly believe that Ms. Pelosi does not need to fear of a challenge to a dual or some sort of bizarre modern Preston Brooks beating. Even if the Census workers [...]
oh fiddle sticks
Many things have changed since I have last updated. More bailouts, more absurdity from the government, more things that are more of the same. The fundamental difference is there is a whole new group of people with surprisingly similar goals. A civil army, that’s cool because Barack Obama is putting it together. But if George [...]
25 Billion Bailout to Automakers
I would like to propose a deal. Now the American automakers are bloated and inefficient if they cannot even run their business properly. Now my ideal situation is give me one billion dollars and I will create my own brand of car. Now I realize I know nothing about building cars or their inner mechanisms, [...]
House to Help Automakers
So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]
House to Help Automakers
So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]
Crazy Tax Idea
Why not instead of cutting taxes for one particular income class of people. The government lowers taxes for everyone, and the government gets a job to support their rampant spending. That way instead of using civilian tax dollars to finance ridiculous inefficient government programs and agencies the government would have a job, and support their [...]
Defending the Right to Not Vote.
There seems to be a popular consensus that a person has to vote. If a person doesn’t vote then they are essentially not filling their role of a human and a citizen of the United States. Which I never really took seriously. Lets say I decide to vote for a president this November. Naturally I [...]
Senate Pisses on the Corpse of Capitalism
So the Senate finally decided that investing in bad investments is a good idea, which in case you’re reading I have a magical stone that scares off sharks if you’re interested in it. So thank you Senate for making paper money even more worthless than it even is. Maybe eventually toilet paper will become more [...]
More government bailouts, I’m still missing my novelty check
Apparently the Federal Reserve Board decided it would be alright to loan AIG 85 billion dollars to prevent them from filing bankruptcy. The strange thing is AIG has 1.1 trillion in assets, but somehow can’t manage to find 85 billion dollars. Some would think that maybe they should sell off some of their assets and [...]
Separation of Society and Government
Absolutely, it is just as essential as the separation of church and state. Because society is filled with just as many lunatics as churches. It is essential that we keep popular opinions away from law makers. It is not important that congress discusses how primates are treated in zoos. It may be important to zookeepers, [...]
