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Let us Review
The external world is yet again revolting. I will try to recap as much as I can.
Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am [...]
Like A Rhinestone President.
I finally figure out how Barack Obama is going to save the economy, bring jobs to the United States, and expand the job market. It appears that there is a giant increase in presidential shirts and attire recently. This little niche of Barack rhinestone shirts and tuque’s are creating jobs, and people are buying this [...]
Defending the Right to Not Vote.
There seems to be a popular consensus that a person has to vote. If a person doesn’t vote then they are essentially not filling their role of a human and a citizen of the United States. Which I never really took seriously. Lets say I decide to vote for a president this November. Naturally I [...]
Piss on England!
England, in your old age you’ve become worthless. Just as silly as that Queen you seem to worship. She doesn’t have any sort of super powers she can pass on through her bloodline why on Earth would you worship such a frail old lady. This is why no one likes you, and why America is [...]
An Open Letter to Gravity
To Gravity;
I realize that due to you earth does exist and allows our atmosphere to exists. But I also view you as a force that inhibits my freedom. Due your laws that I’m forced to live by I curse you. For I did not agree to live by your laws, which you force me to [...]
Americans stupid!?
Maybe, but I wouldn’t say they’re dumber than anyone else. By and large the human race is populated by idiots, and Americans are part of the human race. Just like everyone else is part of the human race. Now just because you’re human doesn’t make you stupid, it just increases your odds drastically that you’re [...]
The Problem with Gold.
The US Dollar is no longer backed by gold, and it hasn’t been for some time now. Most people are oblivious to this fact, but some people want their income backed by gold instead of bologna and old porn. This makes sense since gold is more valuable than both bologna and old pornography combined. The [...]
Crackers
I really like the word cracker to describe a white person. Part of this might be, because I’ve always loved to eat crackers. Since I was a small cracker, I’ve always loved to eat salted crackers also known as Saltines. And not that fancy butter toped Ritz shit. I loved to eat plain salty saltine [...]
