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Let us Review

The external world is yet again revolting.  I will try to recap as much as I can.
Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am [...]

oh fiddle sticks

Many things have changed since I have last updated. More bailouts, more absurdity from the government, more things that are more of the same. The fundamental difference is there is a whole new group of people with surprisingly similar goals. A civil army, that’s cool because Barack Obama is putting it together. But if George [...]

A New Era of Naivety

The inauguration of Barack Obama is quickly approaching, and it is apparent that the citizens of the United States are ready for a “change” in the White House. Headlines declaring that it is a new era in American politics. Except the change will never come, and the size of government will continue to grow in [...]

Like A Rhinestone President.

I finally figure out how Barack Obama is going to save the economy, bring jobs to the United States, and expand the job market. It appears that there is a giant increase in presidential shirts and attire recently. This little niche of Barack rhinestone shirts and tuque’s are creating jobs, and people are buying this [...]

The Inevitability of Globalization

It seem like it is quite inevitable that a one world government will one day emerge. Chances are this will occur sooner rather than later. The question then arises to man as what purpose and advantages would one gain by being ruled by an elite class of worldly people. It seems to me that [...]

House to Help Automakers

So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]

So it’s finally over

So election season if finally over with, and now everyone can go back to not caring and assuming everything is going to be A OK. My view of things are the same as they were several months ago which was that we are all doomed, dooomed, dooooooomed, and even a small side of doom. The [...]

Crazy Tax Idea

Why not instead of cutting taxes for one particular income class of people. The government lowers taxes for everyone, and the government gets a job to support their rampant spending. That way instead of using civilian tax dollars to finance ridiculous inefficient government programs and agencies the government would have a job, and support their [...]

Defending the Right to Not Vote.

There seems to be a popular consensus that a person has to vote. If a person doesn’t vote then they are essentially not filling their role of a human and a citizen of the United States. Which I never really took seriously. Lets say I decide to vote for a president this November. Naturally I [...]

Senate Pisses on the Corpse of Capitalism

So the Senate finally decided that investing in bad investments is a good idea, which in case you’re reading I have a magical stone that scares off sharks if you’re interested in it. So thank you Senate for making paper money even more worthless than it even is. Maybe eventually toilet paper will become more [...]