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Paranoid Much?
Please Nancy Pelosi, how stoned are you to actually live in fear of people who have different point of views from yourself. I firmly believe that Ms. Pelosi does not need to fear of a challenge to a dual or some sort of bizarre modern Preston Brooks beating. Even if the Census workers [...]
Senile Peanut Farmer Speaks Out
According to former President and peanut farmer Jimmy Carter, Congresssman Charles Rangel, and Janeane Garofalo most people dislike Barack Obama not because of his policies, but they are critical towards him because of his ethnic background. Now naturally there is a certain shade of hypocrisy in thinking that a Caucasian is racist based on the [...]
Let us Review
The external world is yet again revolting. I will try to recap as much as I can.
Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am [...]
oh fiddle sticks
Many things have changed since I have last updated. More bailouts, more absurdity from the government, more things that are more of the same. The fundamental difference is there is a whole new group of people with surprisingly similar goals. A civil army, that’s cool because Barack Obama is putting it together. But if George [...]
Totalitarianism, personality cults, and monarchs
It appears to me that we, the United States, are hurling towards a totalitarian state. Now naturally as someone who greatly enjoys liberty I have a natural opposition to these things. As the founding fathers had a distaste for monarchy and fancy lads who populate monarchs. While some people in America forgot the basic rudimentary [...]
Like A Rhinestone President.
I finally figure out how Barack Obama is going to save the economy, bring jobs to the United States, and expand the job market. It appears that there is a giant increase in presidential shirts and attire recently. This little niche of Barack rhinestone shirts and tuque’s are creating jobs, and people are buying this [...]
25 Billion Bailout to Automakers
I would like to propose a deal. Now the American automakers are bloated and inefficient if they cannot even run their business properly. Now my ideal situation is give me one billion dollars and I will create my own brand of car. Now I realize I know nothing about building cars or their inner mechanisms, [...]
House to Help Automakers
So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]
House to Help Automakers
So first the United States government foolishly bails out the mortgage industry, who brought this mess upon themselves. And now Nancy Pelosi thinks it’s a wonderful idea to help out the automobile industry as well. This naturally raises the question, if this automaker bailout does occur when can I expect my free car? I realize [...]
Crazy Tax Idea
Why not instead of cutting taxes for one particular income class of people. The government lowers taxes for everyone, and the government gets a job to support their rampant spending. That way instead of using civilian tax dollars to finance ridiculous inefficient government programs and agencies the government would have a job, and support their [...]
