Apparently Sarah Palin is now promoting libertarian or lower case c-conservative. Or at least that are what people are describing her as because she was critical of the Federal Reserve. While this school of thought is often associated with libertarian ideals I do not think Sarah Palin can be honestly labeled a Libertarian.  She may have promoted free market ideals, but I have seen no mention of Palin promoting small limited government. Yes she was in Hong Kong which is not necessarily the best place to promote the ideals of small limited government. Apparently she did mention Ronald Reagan; which does not seem very libertarian. Unless the sentence was “Ronald Reagan was a dick, and tarnished the Conservative legacy in bullshit.” But I am unsure if she did say that, or mentioned Ronald Reagan in a more positive light. The only way to tell if Ms. Palin’s free market views are genuine will be time passing giving her more opportunities to promote these ideals, or if it is routine political empty talk. I will believe Sarah Palin is a Libertarian once she goes on record against the war on drugs.

On a lighter note sonic weapons, which are used in Iraq, are now being positioned outside of Congressional town hall meetings, seen at a town hall forum hosted by Congresswomen Susan Davis of San Diego.  The idea that these weapons are present at congressional town hall meetings is absolutely absurd. I am unaware of civil unrest and rioting breaking out at any of these congressional town hall meetings.  Let alone any sign that Ms. Davis is in any sense of danger.  The San Diego County Sheriff deputies have no need for this weapon aside from quelling public protest. These actions are oddly reminiscent of actions royalty would take to protect itself from commoners. Terrified of what the common man could be thinking. Any train of thought differing from Congresswomen Susan Davis must be radical and subversive towards her goals and must be stopped at all costs. Teargas the entire goddamn town hall to show the common trash where it fucking belong! Kneeling and crying uncontrollable before government representatives!

Which leads me to slightly less terrifying news that only some states have implemented legal actions regarding pig flu. These sates are Florida, Iowa, Massachusetts, North Carolina, and Washington.  A slightly longer list of states have declared a state of emergency California, Florida, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Nebraska, New York, Ohio, Texas, Virginia, and Wisconsin. These states declared their state of emergencies in April to address concerns of pig flu.

Today President Obama addressed what FDR wanted to resemble a global JSA, Justice Society of America, the U.N. In this speech he tried to convince the countries, who are cool enough to join the JSA, that he is not another George W. Bush. President Obama urged that we need to take action against Iran and North Korea for pursuing nuclear weapons.  Canada also tried giving Iran the raspberries by boycotting Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s speech at the U.N; which no one probably noticed.  One more fun fact about President Obama is that in only 41 speeches he has been able to reference himself 1,198 times. Which is very similar to name dropping yourself. Name dropping yourself is naturally a social faux pas to a great degree that I cannot even discuss without becoming violently nauseous.

According to former President and peanut farmer Jimmy Carter, Congresssman Charles Rangel, and Janeane Garofalo most people dislike Barack Obama not because of his policies, but they are critical towards him because of his ethnic background. Now naturally there is a certain shade of hypocrisy in thinking that a Caucasian is racist based on the fact that they are critical towards someone of a different ethnicity. This hypocrisy would be assuming someone is racist, because they are Caucasian and do not want a Big Brother style government.  These people have been asininely referred to as “tea baggers.”

Now these people protest the expansion of government and any increase in taxes. I’ve only heard people of opposite political beliefs refer to people who want a small government as tea baggers, generally in a tongue in cheek manner; since tea bagging is slang for putting ones testicles in someone’s else open mouth. I can see the insult in a very sophomoric way such as “lol you put your nuts in mouth.” Except it is not actually an insult because the person who tea bags is in power while the recipient is the one who is being insulted.

Mister Carter also asserts that calling Barack Obama as Nazi is founded on racism by saying calling Obama a Nazi is not the outcome of debate, and said doing this isn’t based on his policies. Except plenty of people referred to George Bush as a Nazi, and this was fine. George Bush greatly expanded the size and role of government in many Big Brother ways. The thing is Barack Obama has continued in his predecessors footsteps. By expanded the Patriot Act, deploying more troops to Iraq, and not doing anything to downsize the role of the Executive branch of government that George Bush greatly expanded. For someone who was critical of George Bush expanding the role of the Executive Branch he does not seem to mind when he wields the power. These rampant appointments of Czars show that he is quite comfortable abusing the powers of the Executive Branch. Also by gathering information on people through the internet is rather unconstitutional of the Executive branch since we are supposed to be entitled privacy from the government. Now referring to Barack Obama as a Nazi is rather asinine. Now if the person expanded the sentence and explained the similarities between Barack Obama and fascism, or just said “Barack Obama enjoys totalitarianism just like Hitler did” it would be more acceptable. Since people have overplayed the Nazi card over the years in a ridiculous manner it nullifies itself.

Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am ignorant of that fact. If one was to research what a level six pandemic is it has nothing to do with death toll. It refers to how far spread the disease is. This could mean that it is fairly harmless. Which means people should stop using the word pandemic since it makes the mentally slow panic out of fear.

Apparently this summer has been the hottest summer in the Arctic in over two thousand years. I question this statement since I am not sure if we have a record of Arctic winters dating back two thousand years.  People will try to use this to push global warming, and the need for global carbon taxes. This is naturally absurd. Earth has been around for around four and a half billion years. During this time it has went through multiple changes. Now if Earth were to shift into a new phase this could mean bad news for the humans, but extinction is inevitable. If it is not with our own hands then it would just be some cataclysmic space event; asteroids, sun going out, the sun expanding, the sun just fucking shit up. So because the Sun is a threat it should be taxed not me. If the Sun refuses to comply with these taxes then it could be considered an act of war against Earth. Then naturally we humans must destroy the Sun for the survival of mankind.

Ted Kennedy died, and I did not seem to care the slightest. My question is how this man can be related to two handsome murdered brothers, John and Robert Kennedy. Ted did not get the looks, charms, or normal head size his brothers were blessed with.  People say the Kennedy was a dynasty or American royalty. This statement is absurd. I wouldn’t consider three brothers that were successful in politics a dynasty. Since that would require multiple generations; this also applies to the royalty claim as well. There is no American royalty since the United States was founded with an extreme opposition to monarchies and the idea of royalty.

The idea for yet another bailout has been thrown out. This does not make any sense. Printing off more paper currency and distributing it in secrecy is not a way to fix an economy.

Charlie Sheen wrote a pretend conversation with Barack Obama. In this Mr. Sheen does make some valid points. I am just in disbelief that a grown man wrote a pretend conversation with the president. It was painful to read, not because it was terrible. But it is a pretend conversation, and the idea makes me laugh and fills me with shame. Naturally I was inspired to write my own conversation with Barack Obama. I am not finished with it. Here is a sample.

Me: Mister President you were quite out spoken against secret arrests without due process. Why do you continue this practice?

Barack: Well I’m starting this garage band, and I needed Eddie Van Halen. So I now hold him captive chained in the Oval Office. I also need Neil Peart on drums, but Canada refuses to give him up. If they do not hand him over we will be forced to invade Canada if we are going to enter the United Nations talent show. I also possess the Elephant Mans skeleton, and Michal Jacksons corpse.