Let us Review

The external world is yet again revolting.  I will try to recap as much as I can.

Swine flu is a level six pandemic, the highest level possible. This is absolutely absurd considering they have not started to burn the corpses yet. Maybe they have in secrecy, but if that is the case then I am ignorant of that fact. If one was to research what a level six pandemic is it has nothing to do with death toll. It refers to how far spread the disease is. This could mean that it is fairly harmless. Which means people should stop using the word pandemic since it makes the mentally slow panic out of fear.

Apparently this summer has been the hottest summer in the Arctic in over two thousand years. I question this statement since I am not sure if we have a record of Arctic winters dating back two thousand years.  People will try to use this to push global warming, and the need for global carbon taxes. This is naturally absurd. Earth has been around for around four and a half billion years. During this time it has went through multiple changes. Now if Earth were to shift into a new phase this could mean bad news for the humans, but extinction is inevitable. If it is not with our own hands then it would just be some cataclysmic space event; asteroids, sun going out, the sun expanding, the sun just fucking shit up. So because the Sun is a threat it should be taxed not me. If the Sun refuses to comply with these taxes then it could be considered an act of war against Earth. Then naturally we humans must destroy the Sun for the survival of mankind.

Ted Kennedy died, and I did not seem to care the slightest. My question is how this man can be related to two handsome murdered brothers, John and Robert Kennedy. Ted did not get the looks, charms, or normal head size his brothers were blessed with.  People say the Kennedy was a dynasty or American royalty. This statement is absurd. I wouldn’t consider three brothers that were successful in politics a dynasty. Since that would require multiple generations; this also applies to the royalty claim as well. There is no American royalty since the United States was founded with an extreme opposition to monarchies and the idea of royalty.

The idea for yet another bailout has been thrown out. This does not make any sense. Printing off more paper currency and distributing it in secrecy is not a way to fix an economy.

Charlie Sheen wrote a pretend conversation with Barack Obama. In this Mr. Sheen does make some valid points. I am just in disbelief that a grown man wrote a pretend conversation with the president. It was painful to read, not because it was terrible. But it is a pretend conversation, and the idea makes me laugh and fills me with shame. Naturally I was inspired to write my own conversation with Barack Obama. I am not finished with it. Here is a sample.

Me: Mister President you were quite out spoken against secret arrests without due process. Why do you continue this practice?

Barack: Well I’m starting this garage band, and I needed Eddie Van Halen. So I now hold him captive chained in the Oval Office. I also need Neil Peart on drums, but Canada refuses to give him up. If they do not hand him over we will be forced to invade Canada if we are going to enter the United Nations talent show. I also possess the Elephant Mans skeleton, and Michal Jacksons corpse.