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Senate Pisses on the Corpse of Capitalism

So the Senate finally decided that investing in bad investments is a good idea, which in case you’re reading I have a magical stone that scares off sharks if you’re interested in it. So thank you Senate for making paper money even more worthless than it even is. Maybe eventually toilet paper will become more [...]

More government bailouts, I’m still missing my novelty check

Apparently the Federal Reserve Board decided it would be alright to loan AIG 85 billion dollars to prevent them from filing bankruptcy. The strange thing is AIG has 1.1 trillion in assets, but somehow can’t manage to find 85 billion dollars. Some would think that maybe they should sell off some of their assets and [...]